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Showing posts with label China. Show all posts

Saturday, 10 January 2009

Watch your Chops!


Beijing Pearl Market, June 2008

Feeling like fish out of water, wandering past dodgy Rolexes & failing to get jade. Working on my strategies to deflect sales pitches from stall-holders.




Seals carved while you wait.

This'll be easy!

[Stallholder] "Sir, carve your name in 5 minutes"
[Me] "No thanks"
[Stallholder] "We have all names in this book"
[Me]"Not mine, pal"
[Local colleague]"Look, look. Here it is! There - Bracegirdle in Chinese characters!"

And it wasn't that big a book!